Jimmy Conway woulda wacked somebody for this ...

All right, so this is exactly what you DON'T do after you successfully pull off one of the biggest bank heists in history. Sheeesh, didn't these guys ever watch Goodfellas?

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The aftermath of this fiasco must have made the triple bypass seem like a day at the beach. One bypass for each wife - coincidence? On the bright side, the fine was only the equivalent of $126. I paid $115 for a jaywalking ticket once, so I think he got off pretty cheap there.

In fairness, though, there were probably late fees added on to the fine because the check was late. I thought I could get away without paying being that I don’t have a car and it wasn’t really a moving violation, well, I was moving, but you know what I mean – not in a vehicle. The court was not persuaded evidently, because they threatened to suspend my license. I still remember that when the officer wrote the ticket, on the line where you indicate the speed the offender was traveling, he put 4 MPH. And people say cops don't care about their jobs.