“Woooooo Pig! Sooey!

For all those who like to gnash their teeth, pull their hair and lament over America’s cultural inferiority, we humbly recommend this item.

I suggest we get a team of rabid Razorback fans together and fly them over to southern France for a pig-calling clash of the titans. It’ll be like Rocky V. Drago - except with pork rinds served ringside. Ok, that’s wishful thinking. Maybe a nice Bordeaux – and pork rinds.

A Small Price to Pay for History

… but then again, $182,000 buys a LOT of Jameson’s

Don't Fear the Reaper

Uninspired by the presumed candidates for president in 2008? “More Cowbell” may provide just the inspiration a beleaguered nation needs to emerge from the doldrums.

An elaborate hoax, naturally, but it begs the question. Is Walken more “presidential” then John Cusack? WhiskeyRebllion says yes! (He just has more gravitas.)